When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight.
When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
To go into acting is like asking for admission to an insane asylum. Anyone may apply, but only the certifiably insane are admitted.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
I think it would be a good idea.
This nation is so friendly that the leading cause of injury is getting passionately embraced by strangers.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
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