Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open.
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Gags die, humor doesn't.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role.
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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