Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open.
Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in Nazi Germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important.
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