A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor.
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru.
I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
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