I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.
Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich.
Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
If you're going to be a prisoner of your own mind, the least you can do is make sure it's well furnished.
I am convinced that it is of primordial importance to learn more every year than the year before. After all, what is education but a process by which a person begins to learn how to learn.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
To live like a poor man is only fun when you are rich.
Artificial glamor-false eyelashes, that sort of thing-usually is put on to hide a vacuum. The most beautiful face can only look vacuous if it masks an empty head.
Life is unfair but remember sometimes it is unfair in your favour.
The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.
At my age, I'm often asked if I'm frightened of death and my reply is always, I can't remember being frightened of birth.
Intelligent or not, we all make mistakes and perhaps the intelligent mistakes are the worst, because so much careful thought has gone into them.
When I was small, I would refuse to drink when I ate fish because I thought the fish would reconstitute itself in my stomach
We used to have lots of questions to which there were no answers. Now, with the computer, there are lots of answers to which we haven't thought up questions.
What is education but a process by which a person begins to learn how to learn?
To be gentle, tolerant, wise and reasonable requires a goodly portion of toughness.
Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
As I grow older I find that though I think I'm saying the same things as I always did, people listen to me more.
The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.
British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.
Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
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