If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.
Television has some lovely aspects to it - and some ghastly aspects - but the theater itself was a wonderful invention.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.
All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?
Television knows no night. It is perpetual day. TV embodies our fear of the dark, of night, of the other side of things.
Television is becoming a collage - there are so many channels that you move through them making a collage yourself. In that sense, everyone sees something a bit different.
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Television should be the last mass communication medium to be naively designed and put into the world without a surgeon-general's warning.
Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.
What is a television apparatus to man, who has only to shut his eyes to see the most inaccessible regions of the seen and the never seen, who has only to imagine in order to pierce through walls and cause all the planetary Baghdads of his dreams to rise from the dust.
Television is basically teaching whether you want it to or not.
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
Television is god-damned amusement park. Television is a circus, a carnival, a traveling troupe of acrobats, storytellers, dancers, singers, jugglers, sideshow freaks, lion tamers and football players. We're in the boredom killing business.
Television is the menace that everyone loves to hate but can't seem to live without.
When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.
Television is just another appliance- It's just a toaster with pictures.
Television makes so much at its worst that it can't afford to do its best.
I use a pseudonym, because my real name is very difficult to pronounce, to remember, and to spell. And many people who have been talking about me on television have yet to pronounce it correctly.
Mostly, I was only interested in television as a kid, and the majority of reading material I collected was an adjunct to that central concern, comic books and magazines included.
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
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