If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
God does not reveal himself in strength or power, but in the weakness and fragility of a newborn babe.
One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.
Sometimes,' said Pooh, 'the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.
Baby, black promoters oppressed me before white promoters ever got hold of me. Don't talk skin to me.
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
Three things remain with us from paradise: stars, flowers and children.
Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
There's really no point in having children if you're not going to be home enough to father them.
Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep.
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
The joy in motherhood comes in moments. There will be hard times and frustrating times, but amid the challenges there are shining moments of joy and satisfaction.
A mother is a mother from the moment her baby is first placed in her arms until eternity. It didn't matter if her child were three, thirteen, or thirty.
The more you give, the more you live.
I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.
There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.
I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.'
There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging from the breast.
I have no name: I am but two days old. What shall I call thee? I happy am, Joy is my name. Sweet joy befall thee!
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.
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