This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with a little bit of angelshine about them, and though it wears thin sometimes there is always enough left to lasso your heart.
I look at my kid, and one part of me wants to keep her as my little baby. But, y'know, the bottom line is she's 18!
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
The more you give, the more you can give.
Life is a wheel. The more you give, the more you get back.
Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter.
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition, but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.
A world to be born under your footsteps.
Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.
Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
Every child begins the world again.
Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.
The more you give, the more you live.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
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