The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
Very few people look the part and are it too.
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Babies are a great way to start people.
I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. If all you can see is your shadow, you're blocking your own light. If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.
In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.
The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise.
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