The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
Very few people look the part and are it too.
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Babies are a great way to start people.
I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. If all you can see is your shadow, you're blocking your own light. If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.
I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise.
[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.
About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.
There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.
A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.
This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths.
Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
Be kind to dumb people.
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