True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me.
Government 'help' to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness.
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
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