I can resist everything except temptation.
Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
It's like an angel crying on your tongue.
If it went on the ballot in Colorado,
I would vote to lower the drinking age.
Even though I had a lucrative contract with MGM, I had a husband who was drinking and gambling our money away faster than I could make it.
The world over, give a guy money and it goes to drinking, gambling, and women. When you give a woman money, it goes to feeding, clothing, helping people.
If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.
When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?
There's some are fou o' love divine; There's some are fou o' brandy.
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
Nothing in Nature's sober found,
But an eternal Health goes round.
Fill up the Bowl then, fill it high--
Fill all the Glasses there; for why
Should every Creature Drink but I?
Why, Man of Morals, tell me why?
All the stuff about being a drinking club, or having players who were not good enough, I treat as rubbish.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
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