Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
If you did not write every day, the poisons would accumulate and you would begin to die, or act crazy or both-you must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.
I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.
There is nothing left to do but get drunk.
What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night.
I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation — the Apollonian and the Dionysian, or spontaneity and restraint, emotion and discipline.
Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
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