Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.
You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.
Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Write drunk; edit sober.
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor
I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the environment they're in
The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that shouldn't be dissected
And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.
Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that drunk gal a ride home a few episodes ago and she turned on me!
To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.
Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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