Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.
There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water!
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor
I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the environment they're in
The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that shouldn't be dissected
And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.
Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that drunk gal a ride home a few episodes ago and she turned on me!
To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.
Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
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