I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.
Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!
There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.
I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.
If the money's right, I'll do a film.
At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.
What's the point of staying sober?
I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.
I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.
I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.
I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!
You meet a better class of person in pubs,
I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.
Awe and respect are two different things.
I like the effect drink has on me
I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.
When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.
Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.
I'm really a pacifist.
I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.
I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.
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