I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.
There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.
What's the point of staying sober?
Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!
I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.
I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.
You meet a better class of person in pubs,
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.
Awe and respect are two different things.
Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!
I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.
I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.
I like the effect drink has on me
When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.
You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.
I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.
I'm really a pacifist.
Winner gave me my bread and Russell gave me my art.
If the money's right, I'll do a film.
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.
I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.
I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.
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