I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.
I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.
I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.
LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.
There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.
I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.
When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.
I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.
Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.
Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.
No one trusts me any more. I spent half the movie Maigret (1988) (TV) arguing with people and I was accused of causing big on-set rows. But what they won't tell you is I fought for Simeneon. I fought for the maintenance of quality. I don't believe in lyin.
Knight without fear and without reproach.
The reality was that Warner wasn't there. If there were two people or 20 people identifying him, they were wrong.
Jesus is just a word I use to swear with
Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no.
Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.
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