Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Most of the energy of political work is devoted to correcting the effects of mismanagement of government.
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
The opposite of creativity is cynicism
Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.
False hope really makes you cynical.
The worst thing you can become in life is cynical. Cynical is like concrete. and nothing grows in concrete.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
A woman tries to get all she can out of a man, and a man tries to get all he can into a woman.
The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all.
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
Love is the fart
Of every heart
It pains the man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose.
Concerning politics: "The American media is like a watchdog who has developed an affection for the burglar."
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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