Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.
And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior?
Mozart was a punk, which people seem to forget. He was a naughty, naughty boy.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
I'm a naughty sweetheart.
Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist.
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person
I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.
We can't blame children for occupying themselves with Facebook rather than playing in the mud. Our society doesn't put a priority on connecting with nature. In fact, too often we tell them it's dirty and dangerous.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
That's the privilege of being a grandparent - they can indulge the children while parents have to be the bad guy. Grandparents can also be subversive and naughty with them.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
As Latinas, we tend to be overly partial considering stereotypes. I'm interested in being naughty and edgy.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!
I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
They're naughty, all those writers - they mess around with people. I know James Gandolfini got a bit fed up on 'The Sopranos': if he said anything in front of a writer, told them a story from his life, it could make its way into the script.
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