Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.
And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior?
Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.
Mozart was a punk, which people seem to forget. He was a naughty, naughty boy.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.
We can't blame children for occupying themselves with Facebook rather than playing in the mud. Our society doesn't put a priority on connecting with nature. In fact, too often we tell them it's dirty and dangerous.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
I'm a naughty sweetheart.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
As Latinas, we tend to be overly partial considering stereotypes. I'm interested in being naughty and edgy.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person
An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist.
I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!
We can continue to try and clean up the gutters all over the world and spend all of our resources looking at just the dirty spots and trying to make them clean. Or we can lift our eyes up and look into the skies and move forward in an evolutionary way.
It is not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, that the lover of knowledge is reluctant to step into its waters.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty.
They're naughty, all those writers - they mess around with people. I know James Gandolfini got a bit fed up on 'The Sopranos': if he said anything in front of a writer, told them a story from his life, it could make its way into the script.
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