Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. I think he's with the NSA.
Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus.
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance.
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
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