Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?
Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. I think he's with the NSA.
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To you, respect.
Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
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