Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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