Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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