Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
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