Doug Larson Quotes

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• Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

  Doug Larson

  Inspirational, Wise, Wisdom

  263 Copy quote

• Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

  Doug Larson

  Funny, Courage, Humorous

  111 Copy quote

• It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

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  Uplifting, People, Inspire

  23 Copy quote

• Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

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  Inspirational, Positive, Running

  60 Copy quote

• Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

  Doug Larson

  Life, Hilarious, Food

  98 Copy quote

• It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.

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  Wise, Differences, Speech

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• There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

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  Happiness, Being Happy, Mediums

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• The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

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  Cute, Graduation, Experience

  12 Copy quote

• A true friend is one who overlooks your failures
  and tolerates your success.

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  Funny, Friendship, Patience

  39 Copy quote

• If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

  Doug Larson

  Funny, Witty, Retirement

  43 Copy quote

• Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

  Doug Larson

  Wisdom, Knowledge, Decision

  36 Copy quote

• For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

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  Believe, Kids, Wrestling

  6 Copy quote

• The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.

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  Patience, Real, Secret

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• If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

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  Time, Flower, Humorous

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• The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

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  Happiness, Happy, Laughter

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• The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

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  Grandmother, Grandchildren, Ideas

  32 Copy quote

• The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

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  Inspirational, Motivational, Responsibility

  8 Copy quote

• Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

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  Change, Keys, Cities

  74 Copy quote

• A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

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  Inspirational, Weed, Nature

  33 Copy quote

• Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

  Doug Larson

  Time, Rough Edges, Nostalgia

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• Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.

  Doug Larson

  Distance, Law, Flight

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• In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

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  Dog, Zero, Cat

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• A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

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  Love, Inspirational, Family

  29 Copy quote

• Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

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  Inspirational, Funny, Positivity

  27 Copy quote

• The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

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  Inspirational, Getting Older, Age

  68 Copy quote

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