I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.
I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.
A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.
There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life
Travel far enough, you meet yourself.
Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.
I am of a different mind ten times in the course of a day. But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?
Baywatch was a turning point for me. Reluctantly famous (in over 150 countries) I tried to make sense of my place on earth. I started to realize -- while being interviewed endlessly about silly things. That I had a Voice!!!
The best things in life are silly.
There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Man is the most intelligent of the animals - and the most silly.
If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
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