Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.
Peter was dull; he was at first Dull; - Oh, so dull - so very dull! Whether he talked, wrote, or rehearsed - Still with his dulness was he cursed - Dull -beyond all conception - dull.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
I don't mind your thinking slowly; I mind your publishing faster than you think.
A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.
With various readings stored his empty skull, Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull.
I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.
Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
We'll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Internet. Uh, sure.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
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