Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
To generalize is to be an idiot. To particularize is the alone distinction of merit. General knowledge are those knowledge that idiots possess.
Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.
From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Only idiots refuse to change their minds.
I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.
I'm not afraid to look like an idiot.
There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot
There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.
Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.
I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.
Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
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