Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
First come the innovators, then come the imitators, then come the idiots.
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
If Henry Miller often sounded like a village idiot, it is because, like Whitman, he was the rest of the village as well.
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.
Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.
From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.
Because the stuff that they feed kids now, they'll have a bunch of idiots in the next millennium as far as art and culture is concerned.
Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
I'm not afraid to look like an idiot.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
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