Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.
Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.
Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.
Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon, it can completely ruin your constitution.
I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots.
Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home.
Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.
You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
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