You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.
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