Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
I don't like to play the piano. It makes me too attractive.
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.
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