Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
So little time and so little to do.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
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