Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)
Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
So little time and so little to do.
I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.
A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.
I played an unsympathetic part -- myself.
I never read bad reviews about myself, because my friends invariably tell me about them.
I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?
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