I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
We cannot protect our children from life. Therefore, it is essential that we prepare them for it.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
10% of what we read
20% of what we hear
30% of what we see
50% of what we both hear and see
70% of what is discussed
80% of what we experience personally
95% of what we teach to someone else
Death is but a transition from this life to another existence where there is no more pain and anguish. All the bitterness and disagreements will vanish, and the only thing that lives forever is love.
When a child makes a mistake or fails to accomplish a certain goal, we must avoid any word or action which indicates that we consider him a failure. 'Too bad that didn't work.' 'I'm sorry it didn't work out for you.' We need to separate the deed from the doer.
We are always in a perpetual state of being created and creating ourselves. (p. 221)
The more things we can laugh about, the more alive we become: The more things we can laugh about together, the more connected we become.
Until you value yourself, you won't value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
A child needs encouragement like a plant needs water.
When we have passed the tests we are sent to Earth to learn, we are allowed to graduate. We are allowed to shed our body, which imprisons our souls.
We think sometimes we're only drawn to the good, but we're actually drawn to the authentic. We like people who are real more than those who hide their true selves under layers of artificial niceties
That which is created in a relationship can be fixed in a relationship.
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Those who look outside, dream. Those who look inside, awaken.
Perfection never exists in reality, but only in our dreams.
People are like stained - glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
The moment is the sole reality.
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