During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.
The bastards murdered half my family
I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.
So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.
Wildlife of the world is disappearing... simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect
Do you work in a strip club?
If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.
A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.
So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs.
I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!
What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.
You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
It's a vast waste of space.
We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!
You ARE a woman, aren't you?
British women can't cook.
It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then?
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