Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.
People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.
He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks
I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big league sport, but it's still also country and redneck.
Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.
I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
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