They whipped us like a tied up goat.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.
It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it.
After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready for that.
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
It's kind of hard to rally around a math class.
Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.
I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.
I'm a big football fan, but I have to tell you if I had a son, I'd have to think long and hard before I let him play football.
I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.
The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb.
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.
Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.
Rugby is a game for barbarians played by gentlemen. Football is a game for gentlemen played by barbarians.
My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.
Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon.
They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces.
I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: 'Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good.'
It is well documented that I am a lifelong football fan. My love of the British game started with the 1966 World Cup.
It is a strange paradox that while the grief of football fans(and it is real grief) is private - we each have an individual relationship with our clubs, and I think that we are secretly convinced that none of the other fans understands quite why we have been harder hit than anyone else - we are forced to mourn in public, surrounded by people whose hurt is expressed in forms different from our own.
Yes, yes, I know all the jokes. What else could I have expected at Highbury? But I went to Chelsea and to Tottenham and to Rangers, and saw the same thing: that the natural state of a football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.
He cares about the people involved, but I don't think he's a big football fan.
I'm a racehorse fanatic rather than a football fanatic.
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