I don't order fries with my club sandwich.
If you've only got one day to live, come see the Toronto Maple Leafs. It'll seem like forever.
Hockey is a fast, body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.
How would you like it if, at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on over your head and 18,000 people stood up and screamed at you?
He's the kind of guy who will stab you in the back right to your face.
We only speak two languages here: English and profanity.
Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.
Sure, Daniel wears number 22 and Henrik number 33.
Hell, I don't know if he speaks French.
I have 3,000 penalty minutes. I don't need people dictating to me how to do my job.
I had a few fights last year, but I need to take boxing lessons. I need to, because in the NHL it's required.
He's as old as some trees.
It's always good to have the building filled - even if it's with low-IQ Rangers fans.
The kid looks good in his first game.
I played my age. Not bad.
Most people have friends, but no money. I have the opposite. I don't have a chance to talk to my real friends, the ones I've had since I was 5 years old. Sometimes I wish I could bring Czechoslovakia to America. Then I would be the happiest guy in the world.
My brother Dash hit me on the head with five textbooks in a gym bag.
If you're built like a freight train, you can't drive around like a Volkswagen.
They always try to play with our minds. But that won't work with our club. We've got 20 guys without brains.
I'll still run him on the ice tomorrow.
I'm on the third line. I'm a crasher. I know my role. I'm just trying to help. I'm not stupid enough to think I'm great out there.
Luc Robitaille is a great kid and good player, but ask anybody on the street and they'd probably think Luc Robitaille is a type of salad dressing.
Guys, I don't want to tell you half-truths, unless they're completely accurate.
You'll never catch me bragging about goals, but I'll talk all you want about my assists.
Ah, my sister used to hit me harder.
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