Speeding Tickets Quotes

• Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.

  John Milius

  Men, Tickets, Murder

  "Fictional character: Willard". "Apocalypse Now", www.imdb.com. 1979.

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• I get speeding ticket like everybody else. If the restaurant is full I'm waiting in line like everybody else.

  Mikhail Baryshnikov

  Waiting In Line, Lines, Tickets

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• You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)

  Oscar Levant

  Music, Trying, Movement

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• In the old days, you would have one lawyer to handle everything: speeding tickets, buying a house, contracts, litigation, real estate, copyrights, leasing, entertainment, intellectual property, forensic accounting, criminal offenses... the list goes on. Now, you have to have a separate lawyer for each one of those categories!

  James Belushi

  Real, House, Intellectual

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• My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.

  Carl Hiaasen

  Records, Tickets, Driving

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• We did such a great job of creating the interstate highway system in Oklahoma City that we don't have traffic congestion. You can actually get a speeding ticket during rush hour in the city. That's how great our traffic flows.

  Mick Cornett

  Jobs, Oklahoma City, Cities

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• The only good thing about fame that I've gotten is I've gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I've gotten into a restaurant when I didn't have a suit and tie on. That's really about it.

  Bill Murray

  Couple, Ties, Suits

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