Vampire Quotes - Page 16

• The vampire’s true appearance was grotesque--but it wasn’t as bad as some of the things I had seen in my day. Some demons were a lot worse, and some of the Elder Things could rip your mind apart just by letting you look at them

  Jim Butcher

  Rip, Mind, Looks

  Jim Butcher (2000). “Storm Front: Book one of The Dresden Files”, p.108, Penguin Group

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• It's not like most people read anymore. Well, not unless the book has a wizard school or a hot vampire. And, as a Kari Kngsley expert, I'm absolutely certain your life has neither of those things.

  Janette Rallison

  Book, School, People

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• Horror Hotel, as wraith called Shade's house. "Vampires, demons, and werewolves check in... and then they make out, and-

  Larissa Ione

  House, Shade, Horror

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• Seriously?" I shrugged. "He can't suspect much if every time we're alone instead of talking I have my way with him." Cole shook his head. "You don't think it'll work?" I asked. He rolled his eyes. "Vayl might be a vampire, but he's also a guy. Who's about to be deliriously happy. Good God, if you work this right, he won't even be mad if finds out because of the way you decided to hide it from him.

  Jennifer Rardin

  Eye, Thinking, Talking

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• I can’t believe you bit me there,” she finally said. “But what I really can’t believe is how it felt.” A smile curved his lips. “There are perks to being a vampire. That is one of them. I’ll enjoy showing you the others.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Believe, Lips, Perks

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• John Matthew was her well of soul, as the symphaths called it,or her pyrocant, to the vampires. Her essential weakness.

  J.R. Ward

  Soul, Weakness, Essentials

  J.R. Ward (2009). “Lover Avenged: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood”, p.447, Penguin

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• My kind [vampires] does not surprise easily," he said. "You surprised me, this morning. I have thus used up my full quota of shock and consternation for some interval." I stared at him. "You made a *joke*." "I have heard this kind of thing may happen.

  Robin McKinley

  Morning, Doe, Quota

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• As I watched Bill, waiting with apparent calm for death to come to him, I had a flash of him as I'd known him: the first vampire I'd ever met, the first man I'd ever gone to bed with, the first suitor I'd ever loved. Everything that followed had tainted those memories, but for one moment I saw him clearly, and I loved him again.

  Charlaine Harris

  Memories, Men, Waiting

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Dead and Gone: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.178, Penguin

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• It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Dog, Joining, Littles

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• Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Party, Safety, Slumber

  Stephenie Meyer (2008). “Eclipse”, Little Brown & Company

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• even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.

  Meg Cabot

  Stupid, School, Walmart

  Meg Cabot (2012). “Insatiable”, p.32, HarperCollins UK

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• First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Parks, Firsts, Baths

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• Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Giving, Sensual, Massage

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• Fine, you fun-vampire. I’ll take my scroll over here and play by myself. (Kat) Fun-vampire? What is that? (Sin) That would be you sucking all the fun out of life. (Kat) You have the most interesting terms for things. (Sin) Yes, but notice mine are creative, unlike the so stellarly named Rod of Time. (Kat)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Fun, Play, Interesting

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• Perfect date material, she thought. A vampire with the social equivalent of road rage. ---Beth about Wrath

  J.R. Ward

  Wrath, Perfect, Brotherhood

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• Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years they’ll be 18-year-old girls who like vampires and are into all sorts of goth-permissive and whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo it. There’s a plan, and it’s working.

  Kevin Smith

  Girl, Years, Fans

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• A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise

  Jeaniene Frost

  Night, Lasts, Classic

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• You arrogant, overpublicized, showy old bat, what are you waiting for? Aren't you the king of all bogeymen? The legend children fear will devour them if they misbehave? Come on Vlad, live up to your reputation! If you can't burn to death one Egyptian vampire chained to a wall how did you ever drive the Turks from Romania?

  Jeaniene Frost

  Kings, Children, Wall

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• If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

  Janet Evanovich

  House, Doomed, Invites

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• I am a vampire, and that is the truth.

  Christopher Pike

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• Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?

  Jeaniene Frost

  Crazy, Trying, Keep Trying

  Jeaniene Frost (2009). “Destined For an Early Grave: A Night Huntress Novel”, p.10, Harper Collins

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• Mene mene tekel upsharin,' Jace said with a faint smile. 'You don't recognize it? It's from the Bible, vampire. The old one. That's your book, isn't it?' Just because I'm Jewish doesn't mean I've memorized the Old Testament.' It's the Writing on the Wall. "God hath numbered thy kingdom, and brought it to an end; thou art weighed in the balance and found wanting." It's a portent of doom--it means the end of an empire.

  Cassandra Clare

  Art, Wall, Book

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• "This isn’t really death," Tyler says, "We’ll be legend. We won’t grow old." I tongue the barrel into my cheek and say, Tyler, you’re thinking of vampires.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Thinking, Legends, Tongue

  "Fight Club". Book by Chuck Palahniuk, August 17, 1996.

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• You take I-55 south, and you'll run into I-20. Or you could take..." I was about to be overloaded with information. "Oh that sounds just perfect. Let me do just that, or I'll lose track." Sure, glad I could help." Oh, you surely did." We beamed at each other, just two nice women. I had to fight an impulse to say "I have a tortured vampire in my trunk," out of sheer giddiness.

  Charlaine Harris

  Running, Nice, Fighting

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Club Dead”, Ace Trade

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• About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn’t know how potent that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Positive, Twilight, Blood

  "After 10 Years Of Bella And Edward, 'Twilight Reimagined' Brings A Twist". Interview with Kelly McEvers, www.npr.org. October 6, 2015.

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