Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with
Why be influenced by a person when you already are one?
Music helps set a romantic mood. Imagine her surprise when you say, "We don't need a stereo - I have an accordion."
If the real world is orange juice, then art is like orange-juice concentrate.
Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
I was involved in the Great Folk Music scare back in the sixties, when it almost caught on.
What's the point of cleaning up your act if you don't have an act?
Human beings are 70% water and with some the rest is colagen
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.
Hollywood is high school with money.
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.
You'd have to think that you're at least decent, or you couldn't get up every morning and do it. I think if I live long enough, I might be pretty good
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
Yeah, I just finished a novel. Man those things take forever to read.
I don't think you really can send an exact message, because any two viewers are so disparate, in terms of their backgrounds, their point of view, their histories, that there's no telling what that message might be.
You'd be surprised at how undemanding acting is
Around 1980, I went back to painting with a vengeance.
If there is some art involved, Id like it to be that it came through the cracks of daily work.
I sometimes question whether I'm even an artist or just a painter.
I never stopped making pictures. There were times when more of my income was coming from other sources, and I had to devote more time to television and movies and records.
I had a teacher in art school who said something about the only works he really enjoyed seeing or found much in were works where he had a sense that a discovery was made in the course of making this object. I like to hold to that as my marching orders.
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