Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with
Why be influenced by a person when you already are one?
Music helps set a romantic mood. Imagine her surprise when you say, "We don't need a stereo - I have an accordion."
If the real world is orange juice, then art is like orange-juice concentrate.
I was involved in the Great Folk Music scare back in the sixties, when it almost caught on.
Yeah, I just finished a novel. Man those things take forever to read.
What's the point of cleaning up your act if you don't have an act?
In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.
Human beings are 70% water and with some the rest is colagen
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
Hollywood is high school with money.
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
You'd have to think that you're at least decent, or you couldn't get up every morning and do it. I think if I live long enough, I might be pretty good
I don't think you really can send an exact message, because any two viewers are so disparate, in terms of their backgrounds, their point of view, their histories, that there's no telling what that message might be.
You'd be surprised at how undemanding acting is
If there is some art involved, Id like it to be that it came through the cracks of daily work.
I sometimes question whether I'm even an artist or just a painter.
To be able to get up and be in my studio and work all day is a great joy.
Like a guide dog, paintings help you see.
Around 1980, I went back to painting with a vengeance.
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