Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls.
To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving.
Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.
I need no dictionary of quotations to remind me that the eyes are the windows of the soul.
Pessimism does win us great happy moments.
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind-legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
The one real goal of education is to leave a person asking questions.
Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best. Genius must always have lapses proportionate to its triumphs.
Sometimes I feel that I am a natural born genius in a field of human endeavor that hasn't been invented yet
Strange when you come to think of it, that of all countless folk who have lived on this planet, not one is known in history or in legend as having died of laughter.
I believe the twenty-four hour day has come to stay.
People are either born hosts or born guests.
Only the insane take themselves seriously.
We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams of Americans.
History does not repeat itself. The historians repeat one another.
The past is a work of art, free of irrelevancies and loose ends.
Heroes are very human, most of them; very easily touched by praise.
There is much to be said for failure. It is more interesting than success.
Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter.
Nobody ever died of laughter.
To destroy is still the strongest instinct of our nature.
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.
Most women are not as young as they are painted.
Undergraduates owe their happiness chiefly to the consciousness that they are no longer at school. The nonsense which was knocked out of them at school is all put gently back at Oxford or Cambridge.
I may be old fashioned, but I am right.
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