Joy Behar Quotes

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• I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.

  Joy Behar

  Stress, Confusion, Creative

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• I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.

  Joy Behar

  Mean, Fire, House

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• I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

  Joy Behar

  Jealous, People, Waste

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

  Joy Behar

  Stupid, Flower, Voting

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• Republican Party hasn't been black friendly over the many centuries in this country.

  Joy Behar

  Country, Party, Black

  "Joy Behar To Herman Cain: GOP Not "Black Friendly", www.realclearpolitics.com. October 4, 2011.

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• Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.

  Joy Behar

  Weight, Skinny, Killing

  Joy Behar (1999). “Joy Shtick or What is the Existential Vacuum and Does it Come with Attachments”, Hyperion

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• He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

  Joy Behar

  Terrorist

  "Joy Behar: 'Rush Limbaugh is a Terrorist'". Interview, www.newsbusters.org. October 22, 2008.

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• I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.

  Joy Behar

  Fighting, Comfortable

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• I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

  Joy Behar

  Electric Shock, Giving, Pills

  Twitter post from Sep 26, 2012

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• I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe...

  Joy Behar

  Intelligent, Want, Rooms

  "What Might Have Been If These Media Rumors Had Come True" by Catherine Taibi, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 1, 2014.

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• Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish."

  Joy Behar

  Thinking, Years, Lasts

  "In the swirl of 'The View,' a stabilizing force" by Joanna Weiss, archive.boston.com. April 20, 2008.

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• The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.

  Joy Behar

  People, Feelings, Shapes

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• I want a man in my life, not in my house.

  Joy Behar

  Men, House, Want

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I don't know what it's going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers.

  Joy Behar

  Liars, People, Wake Up

  "ABC's Joy Behar: Bush Administration 'Liars' and 'Murderers'" by Justin McCarthy, www.newsbusters.org. February 28, 2007.

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• Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.

  Joy Behar

  Fall, Play, Two

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• It's not interesting enough if you don't know who you are, what you want. You need to make educated decisions about your moves and talk to people who care about you. And you need to have people who will have your back.

  Joy Behar

  Moving, People, Interesting

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• Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this [Republican] party is capable of.

  Joy Behar

  Stupid, Party, Men

  "The 20th Annual Awards for the Year’s Worst Reporting". humanevents.com. December 19, 2007.

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• Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she's talking about.

  Joy Behar

  Beautiful, Talking, Getting Older

  "Joy Behar Mocks Rush Limbaugh's Physical Appearance". Interview with Justin McCarthy, www.newsbusters.org. December 4, 2008.

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• I’m interested in so many different things and I’d like to cover a lot of territory. I’m trying to see my show as the Sunday Times. You have the Arts & Leisure section, you have the Op-Ed page, you have the Book Review...even the Style section has those wonderful essays about relationships.

  Joy Behar

  Art, Book, Sunday

  "Joy Behar Discusses HLN Show: Wants Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Sees Show As Sunday Times". Interview with Danny Shea, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 13, 2009.

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• Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.

  Joy Behar

  Stupid, Mean, Thinking

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• A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that.

  Joy Behar

  Growing Up, Thinking, Choices

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• Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

  Joy Behar

  Friday, Stupid, Black

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• I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young.

  Joy Behar

  Children, Thinking, Childhood

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• As far as people communicating with each other well I think that listening is important. You know really trying to read between the lines of what some body is saying and trying to read their mind a little bit where there at because most people don't really say what they're feeling. Which is the bones of great literature.

  Joy Behar

  Thinking, People, Feelings

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• I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if I order a sandwich at lunch, she'll order a salad. If I order a salad, she'll order half a cantaloupe. If I order half a cantaloupe, she'll order a cup of coffee. This bizarre contest continues until she's down to sucking on a mint-flavored toothpick. At this rate, her preference for dying over being fat could be a reality sooner than she thinks.

  Joy Behar

  Coffee, Thinking, Reality

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