Dan Quayle Funny Quotes

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• For NASA, space is still a high priority.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Science

  Esquire, Remarks to NASA employees, August 1992.

• If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Running, Stupid

• It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Stupid

• I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Freedom

  Quoted in Wall Street Journal, 26 May 1989

• Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Loss, Bankers

• We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to move forward.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Political, Politics

  YouTube Chanel "xanopher"/ "Dan Quayle Video Collage (Bloopers)", www.youtube.com. October 8, 2006.

• People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Impact, People

  "FM Observer Interview". fmobserver.com. August 12, 2013.

• We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Life And Love

• I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Stupid, Humorous

• If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Stupid, Giving

• I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Phoenix

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Education, Witty

  FM Observer Interview, fmobserver.com. August 12, 2013.

• I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Past, Judging

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Stupid

• Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Winning, Politics

• The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, People, May

• I feel that this is my first year, that next year is an election year, that the third year is the mid point, and that the fourth year is the last chance I'll have to make a record since the last two years; I'll be a candidate again. Everything I do in those last two years will be posturing for the election. But right now I don't have to do that.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Years, Two

• The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a stirring victory for the forces of aggression.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, War, Victory

• This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Men, Stupidity

• We lead in exporting jobs.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Jobs, Politics

• Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Money, Party

• I stand by all the misstatements that I've made

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Political

• It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Stupid, Race

• The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Stupid, Mean

• I deserve respect for the things I did not do.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Respect, Politics

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