Rita Rudner Quotes About Children

Quotes about: Children

• I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

  Rita Rudner

  Witty, Children, Parenting

• When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

  Rita Rudner

  Relationship, Children, Love You

• My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Life, Wedding

• Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

  Rita Rudner

  Marriage, Children, Weekend

• Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Travel, Children

• I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Children, Pregnancy

• I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

  Rita Rudner

  Mother, Children, Father

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