Rita Rudner Quotes About Parents

Quotes about: Parents

• Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat."

  Rita Rudner

  Halloween, Doors, People

  "Jokes over easy: 1,386 delicious jokes from the best comedians" by Judy Brown, Barnes & Noble, (p. 112), 2006.

• My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take

  Rita Rudner

  Inspiration, Long, Parent

  Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA

• My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

  Rita Rudner

  Husband, Pain, Mean

• I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Children, Pregnancy

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