Rob Schneider Quotes

• I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.

  Rob Schneider

  Stupid, Worry, Trying

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• I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried

  Rob Schneider

  Jobs, Writing, Laughing So Hard

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• I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models aren't good actresses, because they don't need anything. If someone is beautiful and she's needy, she's probably had a terrible childhood.

  Rob Schneider

  Beautiful, Thinking, People

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• I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that.

  Rob Schneider

  Sneak In, Tabloids, Stuff

  Interview with Ken P., www.ign.com. June 1, 2004.

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• A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

  Rob Schneider

  Men, Laughing, Interesting

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• First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.

  Rob Schneider

  Hate, Passion, Giving

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• Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so

  Rob Schneider

  Feels, Judged

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• I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything

  Rob Schneider

  Ego, Trying, Too Much

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• Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

  Rob Schneider

  People, Mind, Idiot

  Interview with Ken P., www.ign.com. June 1, 2004.

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• People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world... have you thought about polo?'

  Rob Schneider

  Player, People, Tennis

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

  Rob Schneider

  Dog, Sharks, First Date

  "Fictional character: Ula". "50 First Dates", www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow.

  Rob Schneider

  People, Laughing, Want

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