Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.
You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
I never invite idiots to my house.
I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?
'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to.
Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't.
People are surprised to find out that an awful lot of people think that they're idiots.
Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?
Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.
The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.
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