Dumb People Quotes

• I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

  Keanu Reeves

  Smart, Men, People

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• Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

  Andy Rooney

  Smart, Thinking, Boys

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• The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

  Albert Einstein

  Love, Funny, Life

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.

  Dane Cook

  People, Dumb, Impress

  Twitter post from Sep 3, 2013

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• The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.

  Jaggi Vasudev

  Stupid People, Intelligence, Idiot

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• Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

  Plato

  Funny, Life, Sarcastic

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• Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

  Albert Einstein

  Funny, Hilarious, Education

  Albert Einstein (2015). “Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century”, p.32, St. Martin's Press

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• I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

  Scott Adams

  Funny, Stupidity, Dumb

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• Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Smart, Humor

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  Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

  Euripides

  Relationship, Stupid, Communication

  Euripides (2013). “Euripides V: Bacchae, Iphigenia in Aulis, The Cyclops, Rhesus”, p.38, University of Chicago Press

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• The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

  Harlan Ellison

  Funny, Life, Stupid

  Harlan Ellison, Arnie Fenner (2011). “Bugf#ck: The Useless Wit & Wisdom of Harlan Ellison”

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• The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.

  Stephen Hawking

  Crazy, Smart, People

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• On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

  H. L. Mencken

  Funny, Heart, Land

  The Baltimore Sun, July 26, 1920.

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• The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Motivational, Pain, Attitude

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• The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

  Bertrand Russell

  Inspirational, Success, Confidence

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• Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

  Patrick Star

  People, Dumb

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• I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that's when they lose me. I find a lot of comedy in honesty.

  Nathan Fillion

  Honesty, People, Laughing

  Interview with Steve Heisler, www.avclub.com. March 9, 2009.

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• You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!

  Chris Rock

  Smart, People, Dumb

  Source: www.oprah.com

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  You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

  Erica Jong

  Love, Witty, Women

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• I'm too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.

  Sam Waterston

  People, Dumb

  "Fictional character: Charlie Skinner". "The Newsroom" (TV Series), www.imdb.com. 2012.

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• I think metal draws dumb people. It's not exactly a thinking man's genre.

  Blake Judd

  Men, Thinking, People

  "Don't Call It a Rip-Off". Pitchfork Interview, pitchfork.com.

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• The internet tends to make smart people smarter and dumb people dumber.

  Ben Casnocha

  Smart, People, Dumb

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  Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Humor, Intelligent

  Twitter post from Jul 20, 2010

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• If you don’t include your women graduates in your breeding pool and leave them on the shelf, you would end up a more stupid society…So what happens? There will be less bright people to support dumb people in the next generation. That’s a problem.

  Lee Kuan Yew

  Stupid, People, Support

  National Day Rally, 1983.

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  Only dumb people are happy.

  Courtney Love

  Love, Stupid, People

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