I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.
On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.
I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that's when they lose me. I find a lot of comedy in honesty.
You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
I'm too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.
I think metal draws dumb people. It's not exactly a thinking man's genre.
The internet tends to make smart people smarter and dumb people dumber.
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
If you don’t include your women graduates in your breeding pool and leave them on the shelf, you would end up a more stupid society…So what happens? There will be less bright people to support dumb people in the next generation. That’s a problem.
Only dumb people are happy.
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