Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Peter was dull; he was at first Dull; - Oh, so dull - so very dull! Whether he talked, wrote, or rehearsed - Still with his dulness was he cursed - Dull -beyond all conception - dull.
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
There's just not that many videos I want to watch.
500 dollars? Fully subsidized? With a plan? I said that is the most expensive phone in the world. And it doesn't appeal to business customers because it doesn't have a keyboard. Which makes it not a very good email machine.
Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.
When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no - and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem.
Personally, I have a great admiration for stupidity.
The subscription model of buying music is bankrupt. I think you could make available the Second Coming in a subscription model and it might not be successful.
Two years from now, spam will be solved.
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.
With various readings stored his empty skull, Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull.
We'll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Internet. Uh, sure.
The fool of nature stood with stupid eyes And gaping mouth, that testified surprise.
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