Stupid People Quotes - Page 3

• Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

  Brooke Shields

  Funny, Life, Witty

  Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

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  In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

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• Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Faster

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• If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

  Scott Adams

  Funny, Smart, Stupid

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• I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

  Jack Black

  Stupid, Carpe Diem, People

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• There are more fools in the world than there are people.

  Heinrich Heine

  Silly, Stupidity, Fool

  "One Big Fib: The Incredible Story of the Fraudulent First International Bank of Grenada". Book by Owen Platt, p. 37, 2003.

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• A pity about the people! they are brave enough comrades, but they have heads like a soapboiler's.

  Friedrich Schiller

  Stupid, People, Brave

  "Wallenstein's Lager", XI. 347 in "Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations" by Jehiel Keeler Hoyt, (p. 758), 1922.

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• It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.

  Jerome K. Jerome

  Funny, Stupid, Silly

  Jerome K. Jerome (2015). “Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow”, p.56, Sheba Blake Publishing

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• Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Philosophy, Health

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• I find we are growing serious, and then we are in great danger of being dull.

  William Congreve

  Stupidity, Growing, Dull

  William. II Congreve William Wycherley (John Vanbrugh and Farquhar George), William. II Wycherley, William Congreve, George Farquhar, John Vanbrugh (1840). “Dramatic Works with Biographical and Critical Notices by Leigh Hunt. - London, Moxon 1840”, p.155

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• Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Long, People

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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• China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

  Charles de Gaulle

  Country, Stupid, Silly

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• The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

  Bertrand Russell

  Inspirational, Success, Confidence

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• A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.

  Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

  Inspirational, Funny, Wise

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• When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no - and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem.

  Mitt Romney

  Stupid, Real, Fire

  "Romney mocked for comment about jet windows" by Xiaonan Wang, articles.latimes.com. September 24, 2012.

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• With various readings stored his empty skull, Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull.

  Charles Churchill

  Stupid, Reading, Skulls

  Charles Churchill, George Gilfillan (1855). “The poetical works of Charles Churchill: with memoir, critical dissertation, and explanatory notes / by the Rev. George Gilfillan”, p.20

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• 500 dollars? Fully subsidized? With a plan? I said that is the most expensive phone in the world. And it doesn't appeal to business customers because it doesn't have a keyboard. Which makes it not a very good email machine.

  Steve Ballmer

  Stupid, Iphone, Phones

  "FLASHBACK: Steve Ballmer's First Take On The iPhone, January 2007" by Henry Blodget, www.businessinsider.com. Junuary 30, 2010.

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• The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read With loads of learned lumber in his head.

  Alexander Pope

  Education, Wisdom, Stupidity

  'An Essay on Criticism' (1711) l. 612

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• We are growing serious, and, let me tell you, that's the very next step to being dull.

  Joseph Addison

  Stupid, People, Next Steps

  Joseph Addison, Richard Hurd, Henry George Bohn (1868). “The Works of the Right Honourable Joseph Addison”, p.197

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• Personally, I have a great admiration for stupidity.

  Oscar Wilde

  Stupid, Silly, People

  Oscar Wilde (2016). “Aphorisms”, p.7, Oscar Wilde

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• There's just not that many videos I want to watch.

  Steve Chen

  Stupid, People, Watches

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• There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.

  Ken Olsen

  Funny, Business, Stupid

  "The 10 Stupidest Things Ever Said By Tech's Smartest People" by Dylan Love, www.businessinsider.com. April 17, 2013.

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• Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.

  Friedrich Schiller

  Stupid, Ignorance, Vain

  Friedrich Schiller (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Friedrich Schiller (Illustrated)”, p.1912, Delphi Classics

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• Two years from now, spam will be solved.

  Bill Gates

  Stupid, Years, Two

  "Tech’s Most Dubious Promises, From Bill Gates to Elon Musk". www.wired.com. July 26, 2017.

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• The subscription model of buying music is bankrupt. I think you could make available the Second Coming in a subscription model and it might not be successful.

  Steve Jobs

  Stupid, Successful, Thinking

  "Steve Jobs: Rolling Stone's 2003 Interview". Interview with Jeff Goodell, www.rollingstone.com. October 06, 2011.

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