Stupid People Quotes - Page 6

• Many of the religious apologists out there are not stupid people, they are often brilliant. People working in the field of theology and philosophy smart people everywhere. What they are those religious apologists are smart poeple who can build these amazingly intricate rationalizations for whatever weird practice they favor. Whether it's ritual cannibalism, or praying to spirits, or treating women as chattel. And they always building this on terrible shaky foundation of false premises.

  PZ Myers

  Religious, Philosophy, Smart

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• The fear of saying something stupid (which stupid people never have) has censored far more good ideas than bad ones.

  Alain de Botton

  Stupid, Ideas, People

  Twitter post from Nov 02, 2014

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• Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."

  George Carlin

  Teacher, Stupid, Rocks

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• No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Witty, Stupid

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

  George Carlin

  Death, Suicide, Stupid

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• The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Water

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• Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Running, Stupid

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.252, Hachette UK

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• Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Hearing

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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• My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs.

  Mitt Romney

  Couple, Stupid, People

  "Simon Hoggart's week: Vote for me, I'm not Mitt Romney" by Simon Hoggart, www.theguardian.com. April 13, 2012.

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• I'll take a lot of credit for the fact that this industry's come back.

  Mitt Romney

  Stupid, People, Credit

  "Road To The White House Goes Through Michigan". "Morning Edition" with David Greene, iowapublicradio.org. May 9, 2012.

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• I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Thinking, Law

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• Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

  George Carlin

  Baby, Military, Stupid

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Party, Cat

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• If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Doors, People

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Able

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• As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Humorous, Hero

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Join me in welcoming the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan.

  Mitt Romney

  Stupid, People, President

  "In The Theater Of Politics, Staging Is Everything". 'All Things Considered', www.wknofm.org. August 23, 2012.

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• If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Uniforms

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

  George Carlin

  Jesus, Stupid, Thinking

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• Obama says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did. It's time for us to cut back on government and help the American people.

  Mitt Romney

  Teacher, Stupid, Cutting

  "Romney doesn't get that cops and teachers are Americans, too" by Roland Martin, edition.cnn.com. June 9, 2012.

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• When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important.

  Mitt Romney

  Stupid, Thinking, People

  "Obama, Romney Pull Campaign Ads On Sept. 11". 'All Things Considered' with Melissa Block, www.npr.org. September 11, 2012.

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• The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.

  George Carlin

  Suicide, Stupid, Practice

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

  George Carlin

  Country, Stupid, Thinking

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Thinking, People

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks.

  Mitt Romney

  Awkward, Bucks, Fancy

  "Mitt Romney: ‘I Have Worn A Garbage Bag For Rain Gear’" By Amanda Terkel, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 1, 2012.

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