I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.
I try to keep myself out of the unnecessary bullshit.
People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.
I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
People lie. They use you and they lie, all the while feeding you bullshit about being loyal and never leaving you. No one can make that promise, because life is all about seasons, and seasons change.
If you're really successful at bullshitting, it means you're not hanging around enough people smarter than you.
Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.
You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.
Bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.
Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.
Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you
There's the bullshit you know that you know; the bullshit you don't know and know you don't know; and the bullshit you just think you know but really don't.
Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit.
The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit.
Money talks, bullshit walks.
Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.
I love you is eight letters...then again, so is bullshit.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Life goes on and the truth changes; this just happens to be the way life is. What was once true is often no longer true just a little while later. Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation.
Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.
Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it
Develop a built-in bullshit detector.
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