Bullshit Quotes

• I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

  Dane Cook

  Smell, Miles, Harder

  FaceBook post by Dane Cook from Sep 04, 2014

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• I try to keep myself out of the unnecessary bullshit.

  Rakim

  Trying, Unnecessary

  Source: halftimeonline.net

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• People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.

  Megan Fox

  Fake Friends, Fake People, Hate

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• I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

  Elizabeth Taylor

  Reactions, Temper, Short Temper

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• Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

  Will Smith

  Funny, Hilarious, Sarcastic

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• People lie. They use you and they lie, all the while feeding you bullshit about being loyal and never leaving you. No one can make that promise, because life is all about seasons, and seasons change.

  Tarryn Fisher

  Lying, People, Leaving

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• If you're really successful at bullshitting, it means you're not hanging around enough people smarter than you.

  Neil deGrasse Tyson

  Liars, Lying, Mean

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• Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

  Tupac Shakur

  Inspirational, Smile, Uplifting

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• You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

  Chris Rock

  Life Is Short, Humor, Cherish Every Moment

  "I Think I Love My Wife". www.imdb.com. 2007.

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• Bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.

  Harry Frankfurt

  Lying, Enemy, Nonsense

  Harry G. Frankfurt (2009). “On Bullshit”, Princeton University Press

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• Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Air, Weather, Records

  Chuck Palahniuk (2011). “Diary”, p.140, Random House

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• Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you

  Lemmy Kilmister

  People, Waiting, Upset

  Lemmy Kilmister (2012). “White Line Fever: Lemmy: The Autobiography”, p.133, Simon and Schuster

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• There's the bullshit you know that you know; the bullshit you don't know and know you don't know; and the bullshit you just think you know but really don't.

  Rick Yancey

  Thinking, Knows

  Rick Yancey (2013). “The 5th Wave”, p.140, Penguin

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• Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit.

  Edward Abbey

  Life, Regret, Grief

  Edward Abbey (2015). “A Voice Crying in the Wilderness”, p.28, RosettaBooks

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• The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit.

  Oliver Sykes

  Blame, Persons, Making Up

  Source: www.coupdemainmagazine.com

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• Money talks, bullshit walks.

  Stephen King

  Money, Talking, Walks

  Stephen King (2008). “Duma Key: A Novel”, p.106, Simon and Schuster

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• Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.

  Elton John

  World, Welcome, Dear

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• I love you is eight letters...then again, so is bullshit.

  Ville Valo

  Love You, Eight, Letters

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• I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, Allergies, Nonsense

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• Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Feelings

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• I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

  Mel Brooks

  Psychics, Vulgarity Is, Empowerment

  "Mel Brooks Honored With AFI Life Achievement Award" by Gregg Kilday, www.hollywoodreporter.com. June 7, 2013.

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• Life goes on and the truth changes; this just happens to be the way life is. What was once true is often no longer true just a little while later. Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation.

  Brad Blanton

  Yesterday, Jail, Way

  Brad Blanton (1996). “Radical Honesty: How to Transform Your Life by Telling the Truth”, Dell

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• Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Love Is, Rocks, Proud

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• Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it

  Eric Ambler

  Lying, Way

  Eric Ambler (2012). “This Gun for Hire”, p.21, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

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• Develop a built-in bullshit detector.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Bad Ass, Ass, Built

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