Dating Quotes

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  Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

  Henry Winkler

  Love, Funny, Relationship

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  Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

  Natalie Portman

  Love, Girly, Women

  "Biography: Natalie Portman". www.thecinemaholic.com. January 20, 2018.

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• How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

  Judy Tenuta

  Suicide, Suicidal, Lazy

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  Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.

  Keanu Reeves

  Love, Relationship, Boyfriend

  "Keanu Reeves Goes to The Lake House". MovieWeb Interview, movieweb.com. June 15, 2006.

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• Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

  Mae West

  Funny, Smile, Break Up

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• The most difficult part of dating is the initial invitation.

  Janell Carroll

  Difficult, Invitations, Initials

  Janell Carroll (2006). “Sexuality Now: Embracing Diversity”, p.296, Cengage Learning

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• You're talking to someone who has been married to various people for the last 40 years of her life. Dating is not really something familiar. I've never really been a dater.

  Stockard Channing

  Talking, Years, People

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Now women are funny animals. You never know when you are with them - they don’t often know where they are with themselves . It’s no good trying to find out what makes them tick. It just can’t be done. They have more moods than an army of cats with lives, and all you can hope is to spot the mood you’re after when it turns up and step in quick. Hesitate you’re a dead duck, unless you’re one of those guys who like slow approach that might get you somewhere in a week or in a month or even a year.

  James Hadley Chase

  Relationship, Sex, Women

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• Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Inspirational, Motivational, Jobs

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• Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends.

  Madonna Ciccone

  Care, Detroit

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• I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

  Garry Shandling

  Talking, Homeless, Easier

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  I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Girlfriend, Mad

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  If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

  Katharine Hepburn

  Marriage, Funny Love, Wedding

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When you're looking for someone, you're looking for some aspect of yourself, even if you don't know it ... What we're searching for is what we lack.

  Sam Shepard

  Inspirational, Motivational, Aspect

  "Sam Shepard opens up". Interview with Carole Cadwalladr, www.theguardian.com. March 20, 2010.

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• My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don't want to put myself in the position where I'm in a monogamous relationship right now. I'm not dating just one person. 'Sex and the City' changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.

  Lindsay Lohan

  Girl, Mom, Sex

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• If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.

  Jennifer Lopez

  Strong, First Love, Kissing

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses.'

  John Lennon

  Love, Kissing, Missing

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• I also find it interesting that a lot of people in their 30s are not married and don't have kids. There are a lot of people in this age bracket that are out there dating and trying to find love. And I never thought that at my age I would be.

  John Stamos

  Kids, People, Interesting

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• Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

  Rita Mae Brown

  Fundraising, Computer, Fine

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• I've been dating younger men since my 20s, When I was 29, I dated someone 21... younger men are just more fun. I like their energy. I've always been kind of young for my age.

  Dana Delany

  Fun, Men, Age

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• You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the actresses and dating them and that he wasn't serious about me at all. So I had him saying one thing to me and my parents telling me something else.

  Priscilla Presley

  Mother, Father, Parent

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• Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex." "At least you know he's still available.

  Cassandra Clare

  Girlfriend, School, Smell

  Cassandra Clare (2010). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (3 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass”, p.40, Simon and Schuster

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• I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it.

  Shaun Cassidy

  Fun, Being Single, Lunch

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• I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same.

  Jodi Picoult

  Love, Saying Thank You, Unrequited

  Jodi Picoult (2009). “My Sister's Keeper - Movie Tie-In: A Novel”, p.157, Simon and Schuster

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• The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.

  Bill Maher

  Girl, Kids, Different

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