Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Dating

Quotes about: Dating

• Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Girl, Men, Dating

• I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Girl, Dating, Guy

• I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Wife, Dating, Making Love

• I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny Relationship, Night, Phones

• I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Nice, Kissing, Giving

• I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Girl, Night, Phones

• I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Girl, Dating, Parent

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