Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Beach

Quotes about: Beach

• My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Beach, Sorry

• You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Beach, Believe, Men

• I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Beach, Children, Parent

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

• When I go to a nude beach, I always take a ruler, just in case I have to prove something.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Beach, Cases, Prove

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.109, Zondervan

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