Ted Knight Quotes

• It's easy to grin
  when your ship comes in
  and you've got the stock market beat.
  But the man worthwhile
  is the man who can smile
  when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

  Ted Knight

  Money, Men, Ships

  "Fictional character: Judge Elihu Smails". "Caddyshack", 1980.

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• There are ogres and black beasts out there; you have to be constantly on guard.

  Ted Knight

  Black, Beast

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• Of course I could have retired anytime. But retiring would drive me crazy.

  Ted Knight

  Crazy, Retiring, Retired

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• The world needs ditch diggers, too.

  Ted Knight

  Money, Needs, World

  "Fictional character: Judge Smails". "Caddyshack", www.imdb.com. 1980.

  7 Copy quote

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