Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Cars

Quotes about: Cars

• My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Sex, Wife, Car

• When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Home, Lakes, Water

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.28, Zondervan

• My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Wife

• My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Car

• I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Real, Moving

• With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Respect, Home, Men

• I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Car, Radio

• I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Perfect

• You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Two, Laughing, Car

• I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Sunday

• I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Wife

• Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Lying, Car

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