Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open.
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable.
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world.
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
If you talk to God, you are praying; If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
The status quo sucks.
Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.
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