There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it.
It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Gags die, humor doesn't.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role.
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.
If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.
What is wanted for the nonce is, that folks should be as agreeable as possible in conversation and demeanor; so that good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in societ.
Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
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