Thirty millions, mostly fools.
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?
If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.
Streets full of water. Please Advise.
Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
If I like it, I say it's mine. If I don't I say it's a fake.
Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!
A boy is naturally full of humor.
There ought to be limits to freedom.
The righteous one has no sense of humor.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I'll tell you what makes my blood boil?... Crematoriums.
You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.
Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
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