Shopping Quotes

• Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.

  Ann Landers

  Believe, America, Lines

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• When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.

  Elayne Boosler

  Black Friday, Groceries, Shopaholic

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• Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop

  Gertrude Stein

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• Buying is a profound pleasure.

  Simone de Beauvoir

  Profound, Buying, Pleasure

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• The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

  Erma Bombeck

  Hilarious, Funny Life, Food

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• Quality is remembered long after price is forgotten.

  Aldo Gucci

  Fashion, Long, Quality

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• I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

  Tammy Faye Bakker

  Psychiatrist, Cheaper, Tammy

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• Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

  Will Rogers

  Inspirational, Life, Positive

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• Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.

  Bo Derek

  Funny, Fashion, Money

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

  Ilie Nastase

  Missing You, Wife, Police

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• Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Life, Witty

  Oscar Wilde (1947). “The Happy Prince”, p.16, New Line Publishing

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• Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Hate, Two, Appearance

  Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.96, BookBaby

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• Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.

  Erma Bombeck

  Sports, Football, Crowds

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• We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.

  Bill Bryson

  Badass, Bad Ass, Civilization

  Bill Bryson (1991). “Neither here nor there: travels in Europe”, Harvill Secker

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• Veni, vidi, visa - I came, I saw, I charged it.

  Swoosie Kurtz

  Saws, Visa

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• There's nothing better than online shopping in your PJ's with a glass of wine with the kids asleep!

  Helen Wilson

  Wine, Kids, Pjs

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• ...I've found out it's fun to go shopping. It's such a feminine thing to do.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Fun, Feminine, Found

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• Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.

  Victoria Moran

  Distance, Two, Broke

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• On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it's instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years.

  Judith Krantz

  Heart, Hands, Years

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• When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

  Elayne Boosler

  Depression, Country, Strong Women

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• I don't shop because I need something, I just shop for shopping's sake.

  Cat Deeley

  Needs, Sake, Shops

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• We need way more intimacy than nearly anyone considers normal. Always hungry for it, we seek solace and sustenance in the closest available substitutes: television, shopping, pornography, conspicuous consumption - anything to ease the hurt, to feel connected, or to project an image by which we might be seen and known, or at least see and know ourselves.

  Charles Eisenstein

  Hurt, Ease, Might

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• We’re living in an acquisitive capitalist society that is fundamentally anti-family and fundamentally uncomfortable with just enjoying being human. We’d rather shop than live, acquire than love and stare into a screen than hold each other.

  Frank Schaeffer

  Love, Life, Family

  "Sometimes Youthful Stupidity is a Better way to Find Happiness than Making Mature Choices" by Frank Schaeffer, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 11, 2014.

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• Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

  Oscar Wilde

  Beauty, Fashion, Makeup

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• We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Life, Marriage

  "The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America". Book by Lawrence J. Epstein, 2001.

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